So I've started Journaling again. For any of you who knew me as a teen, I have a history of epic journaling. One of my favorite parts of my journaling habit is the back few pages where I write down lines from movies or real life that I've heard that make me tender or thoughtful or just laugh real hard. Here are some of that last category I've written down in the last week.
"To me, breast implants don't seem like one of those things you do discount."
--Me, on the advertisements for our local plastic surgeon
"I just moved my food around so the waitress thinks I've eaten some and will bring us more biscuits... you know, the 5 year old strategy."
--Shane Lewis at Red Lobster while dieting
"She looked more like me when she was born, but now she looks more like her mom." So, what you're saying is that you look more like a shriveled, smooshy head?
--Scott Hunter on his newborn baby
"To me, this day is a blood soaked, nightmarish hellscape."
--Ron from Parks and Rec on having to talk to the public
"No steak? Well, then just bring me all the eggs and bacon you have. Wait, you probably interpreted that as 'bring me lots of eggs and bacon.' What I said was 'Bring me all the eggs and bacon you have.'"
--Ron from Parks and Rec
Got any silly quotes to add? Let me know!
"Ever heard of Plato, Aristotle, Socrates?"
ReplyDelete"Yes."
"Morons."
And pretty much anything from that movie